My Lazy Girl

Applause the Pause before its over!! We have been constantly cribbing upon how desperately we need   a break from our 9 to 5 monotonous schedule. We spend our lifetime working as Tech maniacs, working towards a drift without pondering upon the realization that why are we even doing this? Our Instagram stories and posts are the evidence that we struggle to show our existence in the world. We want fancy vacations,million followers on our accounts, a 6 digit salary, high class friends and summon our day captioning " Trying this Greek Yogurt as probiotics!" When I can gaurantee, not even half of your friend list would know the difference between a curd and a yogurt! Fancy. Isn't it? (And I am also sure that majority of you will google the difference between them after reading this blog of mine.   You can always thank me later silly!) I literally want you to come, sit by my side and think! Think about the answers of the question which I am about to shoot on...

Our eyes understand each other better when our words fail. We can always find a new road even when we are lost on some highway. But for that, you should be ready to drive! What do you think we will do once we are old? I asked him out of no where. We are already old Clara, said he in a voice that has already lost its spark. Oh come on oldy, I don’t know about you but I am surely young. He giggled on my stupid response and said, yeah madam why not. What? I mean life is fun but don’t people get bored of sex after a certain point of time? What?? He gave me a disgusting yet surprised look as i completed the sentence. Are you lost or what? Wait, come here, let me smell you! He sniffed my collar to check any evidence of alcohol in me. You smell okay but the perfume is really good. I giggled and blushed in my own space. Shut up man, just stop it. People are noticing us. (we both passed fishy smiles to each other) Okay, see there. Do you see those group of ladies si...

Life is never sorted. Neither it will be ever. Issues are and will always be there.  I can totally feel your nerves when someone mentions something of this sort. Homo sapiens are tend to waste half of their lives in thinking about future because somewhere they are already fucked up with some bitter experiences. Let me make it more simple for you. Let’s talk logic! Suppose you have a strand of thread in your hand. Variety of people would carry different notions which would be based on their past experience, their skill set and their thought process of course. Person A : He could simply take up the strand and think, how can this limited amount of thread can solve my purpose. Just let it be. I at least need to have the entire bunch to put it to some use. More and more and more I required. Person B : Now this person could hold the thread and think, 15 days back I got a cut on my finger when I was playing with it. That cut aches till now. I should better leave it as I ...

I crossed my arms across my chest and wiped my salty tears. I gasped heavily to collect the shattered pieces together . Somewhere at 11:45 in the night, I sat on the same bench in the park where things once started. I felt there was no one to share my ice cream that moment but only the memories which I once made.  I slide on the slope of the memory lane like a kid but got afraid when I didn’t find anybody to tell how weird the journey was. The darkness of night which once felt warming was now my only companion in solitude. The long discussions of work- life balance was now lost. I lost a part of my life and work altogether. Oh that made me believe I was wrong! At 12:02 in the night, I was proved wrong when I once tried to press the pause button of life. The tight slap of time conveyed me that happiness can not be found in the stars and the clouds!! Crawling in each other’s arms was nothing but a myth that didn’t solve the purpose. Hugs and kisses were n...

Let’s slow down again and brush our yellow teeth in the morning together. Let’s crawl in each other’s bed again And take those sleepy selfies together.  Somewhere at 11:45 in the night, let’s be in our pajamas and sit on a bench, somewhere in the park and consume that ice cream tub together. Let’s slip back in the memory lane and tell each other how weird our childhood was. Let’s revive and polish the blurred mirrors like the old wines in New bottles. Let’s get soaked in the darkness of night that has a  sound of nocturnal bird humming in the background. Let’s get into some serious discussions of work life balance which we always strive to achieve yet fail miserably. Let’s just make each other understand, that life is not all about rushing and achieving. Come, sit! Take a hault. This moment, this very moment of 12:07 am, when we sit together with our ice cream cups is our very own! Let’s endure the definition of happiness that life tends to offer at differen...

Zillion times in a day we do this "OMG" thing with various expressions. Whether we have it or not, everything seems to be problematic for us in the end. From work place to toilets, from pollution to population everything appears earth shattering to us like, OMG what I am gonna do now? Aah... OK, so it's time to give an award. And the nominees are............ Zillions of people breathing on this planet that supports life called earth. Ladies and gentlemen give yourself a huge round of applause while you have the honour of receiving this Grammy award for your life long contribution for yelling and crying over the issues that have been appearing in your journey from past twenty years. Yuhuuu.... Cheers. Yeah yeah. What? Why are you giving what-do-you-mean look to my blog? (Lemme explain my sarcasm.) OMG I have a terrible BOSS, save me. OMG I don't have a work to do. OMG I have so much work to do. OMG I want to leave this place and escape. OMG, I  just wanna ...

Be vigilant. Be skilled and so flat-out-fantastic that your talent can't be dismissed. Today I have something very relative for you in my bucket to share. But before that honestly tell me ,how often do you feel that something is missing in your lives when other ways you have plenty other things which one must be grateful for. How often do you feel that you are not interested in your jobs. How often do you feel to escape this world and find a better level to survive. How often do you feel that you are not able to climb high inspite of the several attempts. I somewhere think that I have answers to your questions but again before telling you about any of the solutions to above problems, let me clear you that I am by no means any inspirational speaker or some high tech guru or saint with a magic wand which claims to make your lives better. No no no ! I can't do that. Rather nobody can't except you. You have to use your own magic wand to make your life better. ...

Did you just said I. T?   HUH?  Okay,  come let's sit! Let me tell you the scenario today in detail, that what actually happens. If we put a glance over it from the very scratch ( seems like I am narrating a email to you, I know, see...  Happens! ) long before Shakespeare told us that life is divided into phases . When I started working I was shown how!  Phase 1: whenever we meet someone or whenever we cross that particular lane on which our dream building is constructed,  then deep down inside,  peeping through the window of the car,  we look at that building with the eyes full of aspirations and goals. We start weaving dreams!  Dreams that take us to the world where we fantasize that how things would have been if I too was a little part of that big thing! Then we promise our selves that one fine day we gonna make it. Many of us like me,  start working our ass off in order to get into that multi national,  multi st...